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Post  Sko on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:13 pm

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
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Post  Andrew Fuller on Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:23 pm

lol!
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:51 am

There are two einsteins, one was a one was a scientist, the other one sells bagels. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post  Sko on Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:10 am

Q: How do you know if there's an Elephant in the fridge?

A: You can't close the door. Rolling Eyes
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:15 pm

Q: What is black and white black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra with sunburn rolling down a hill.
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:02 pm

What does a music artist like to do most for Christmas?
'Rap' presents.
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Post  Trevor on Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:06 pm

I ain't wana post no Evil or Very Mad
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:56 pm

Improper grammar and spelling. Wink
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Post  Sko on Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:22 pm

Valerie Fuller wrote:Improper grammar and spelling. Wink
"He's just warming up."
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:44 pm

Ryan wrote:
Valerie Fuller wrote:Improper grammar and spelling. Wink
"He's just warming up."
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lol!
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Post  Sko on Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:35 pm

How do you know when it's time to buy a new fence?

When your friends start pestering you about it, not a moment before. Very Happy

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Post  Valerie Fuller on Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:58 pm

Ryan wrote:How do you know when it's time to buy a new fence?

When your friends start pestering you about it, not a moment before. Very Happy
Very Happy
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Post  Dave on Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:00 am

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.

Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!
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Post  Dilis on Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:49 pm

lol! Geek

Here's a good one:

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Post  Dave on Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:35 am

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:23 pm

lol!
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Post  Dave on Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:29 pm

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks. You've all heard that one I'm sure.

Ok, I made these variations up today...

A lemming walks into a bar and bumps its head. All of the rest of them do too.

Chuck Norris walks through a bar.
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Post  Valerie Fuller on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:28 am

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Post  Sko on Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:07 pm

Dave wrote:Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks. You've all heard that one I'm sure.

Ok, I made these variations up today...

A lemming walks into a bar and bumps its head. All of the rest of them do too.

Chuck Norris walks through a bar.
Very funny... Laughing

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