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Post  Sko Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:01 am

Here's some good ones:

"You killed him?"
"He left me no choice."
"Why create a thoron leak if you're not hiding someone?"
"I would think it's obvious. To make you believe I was hiding someone. I've had your people crawling through the bowels of this ship for hours, looking for an intruder. (smiling)"
"You're more talented in the art of deception than you led me to believe."
"I was inspired by the presence of a master."
- The Emergency Holographic Doctor and Seska

"Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names."
- The Emergency Holographic Doctor

"I was out saving the Galaxy while your grandfather was in diapers."
-Captain Kirk, to Captain Picard

Do you know of any others?
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Post  Valerie Fuller Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:01 pm

I don't, but those sound kinda funny! Very Happy
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Post  Sko Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:04 am

"This isn't like you, Jonathan. You never lusted for power and glory. That's why I trusted you at my side all these years – because you have no ambition!"

- Captain Forrest, to Commander Jonathan Archer, after Archer lead a successful rebellion against Forrest.
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Post  Valerie Fuller Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:29 pm

scratch
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Post  Sko Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:09 pm


"Tell me more about your dream. Where exactly did you see the alien?"
"As a matter of fact, it was here in the turbolift."
"What happened?"
"The alien simply stared at me, as if scrutinizing my appearance."
"That's what happened in my dream. What did you do?"
"I returned to my quarters."
"Did the alien follow you?"
[His expression becomes unsettled] "He did."
"And then?"
[Discomfort sounding in his voice] "He watched me."
"Doing what?"
[Hesitating] "Getting dressed."
[Does a double take] "Getting dressed?"
"Yes."
[Looks at Tuvok rather oddly] "I don't suppose I should ask why you were undressed?"
"I would prefer that you didn't."

- Janeway and Tuvok, talking about Tuvok's dream in the turbolift
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Post  Valerie Fuller Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:49 pm

Rolling Eyes Wink
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Post  AREM Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:49 pm

Data: You must know how difficult a search like this is. It like...
Riker: I know. Like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Data: ...why would anyone end ever in such a search?
Riker: I know! I know! I meant in the philosophical sense.
Data: Oh, I see.
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Post  Valerie Fuller Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:30 am

lol!
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Post  Sko Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:19 am


"No, no, actually, I was gonna congratulate you. I mean, she's not a Borg, she's not a hologram, and she's not dead? Looks like you might have finally found yourself the perfect woman!"

- Tom Paris, commenting on Harry Kim's latest crush.
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