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Q: What is black and white black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with sunburn rolling down a hill.
A: A zebra with sunburn rolling down a hill.
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What does a music artist like to do most for Christmas?
'Rap' presents.
'Rap' presents.
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Improper grammar and spelling.
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Ryan wrote:"He's just warming up."Valerie Fuller wrote:Improper grammar and spelling.
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How do you know when it's time to buy a new fence?
When your friends start pestering you about it, not a moment before.
When your friends start pestering you about it, not a moment before.
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Ryan wrote:How do you know when it's time to buy a new fence?
When your friends start pestering you about it, not a moment before.
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Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.
Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Computer: Insufficient information.
Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!
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Here's a good one:
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks. You've all heard that one I'm sure.
Ok, I made these variations up today...
A lemming walks into a bar and bumps its head. All of the rest of them do too.
Chuck Norris walks through a bar.
Ok, I made these variations up today...
A lemming walks into a bar and bumps its head. All of the rest of them do too.
Chuck Norris walks through a bar.
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Very funny...Dave wrote:Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks. You've all heard that one I'm sure.
Ok, I made these variations up today...
A lemming walks into a bar and bumps its head. All of the rest of them do too.
Chuck Norris walks through a bar.
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